June 19th -22nd 2008
Sand Creek Campground
5861 Old Hwy 14 Beulah, WY 82712*

Get off I90 at Beulah Wyoming turn left an follow the dirt road an follow tha signs, we'll get ye thar!
Site opens as soon as you get thar on Thursday and closes when yer leave on Sunday.  (Let's say 2PM on Thursday and Noon on Sunday just ta make tha rules Goobs happy.)

THA SITE IS PRIMITIVE an NOT HANDICAPPED ACCESSIBLE!!
BRING >WATER<  >FOOD<  >LIGHTS<  AN ANYTHING ELSE THA MIGHT MAKE LIFE MORE COMFORTABLE FER YE!!
Thar be no lightin here, bring yer own.  Keep an eye on yer kiddies, a small swift river runs through tha site.  If yer be wantin to bathe in tha river, use enviromentally friendly stuff only!  Tha river is absolutely clear an stocked with fish an we want ter leave it that way.  Boil tha creek water if ye want ta use it.  We'll be using stakes an colored tape ter mark off tha poisoned ivy we find.
Thar be thousands of Oak Galls since tha site is an Oak Grove.  If ye need some to try out period ink, this is tha place ter get it.
Come, sit at tha fire, tell yer best stories, sing yer finne songs, make us laugh, and have a good time.  Thar be fire sites or bring yer own pit, you might want ta bring wood. (Please bring shovels an stuff ter put out that fire.  A fire extinguisher an shovel is recommended fer every camp.) You will need to bring your tables and chairs and feast gear fer feast.
Tha tribes are welcomed to be bringing thar drums and dancing can go on all night if ye please.  We have a finne place fer tha partiers.
Bring yer knowlege of tha wild plants, you may find a Morel or two.  But beware, deadly water Hemlock grows thar.  Thar were no rattlers in evidence, but they do live in Wyoming and South Dakota, so going barefooted and poking at little holes in the ground isn't recommended.  Thar be river swifts and cliff swallows that swoop the river to eat the bugs to entertain ye.  Thar be wild flowers in abundance to amaze ye, an coyotes far up on the ridge line to lull ye to sleep at night.  Great bloody noise makers (two, three, and four wheeled trail makers) are forbidden to anything but the roads and thar be few of them now to be used.  So at night, tha silence is complete and very dark.  Thar be meadows for gazing the stars.  This be a wildlife and wild bird reserve.  Bring containers for yer trash.
Thar will be fightin if tha Marshals show up.
For tha camping inhibited, thar be Spearfish about 9 miles away with some pretty nice inns an pubs an a hospital an vittallers an Sir Wally's Mart an Sir Cey's Mart an all things not of our knowin.  ThA little Stateline Depot has all sorts of emergency supplies and can fill propane tanks.

WHAT YE WAITING FOR?  Get aholt of tha Idiocrat,(Event Steward), Lord Foacualt at
foacault@yahoo.com
Or ye can call at 605-645-9330
Well, at least let er know if ye be a commin or naught.  It's only right, yer see.

*Yep, we know it's in Outlands.  Don' be worryin yer little heart, tha Kingdom Seneschal, Dear Lady that she is, has tha situation in hand.  Besides, only a Pirate would dare it, only a Knave would do it, and only an Idiot would think it up!